THE PERFECT CHRISTMAS GIFT IS 25% OFF TODAY. ADD FREEBIES TO YOUR SECRET SANTA BAG OF CHRISTMAS DICKS.
For a Christmas twist on our ORIGINAL BAG OF DICKS, try our Secret Santa Bag Of Dicks. This Bag Of Christmas Dicks is the PERFECT stocking stuffer for anyone on your Naughty OR Nice lists!!
Imagine how your recipient will feel this gift giving season when they open a surprise Christmas-themed package in the mail from their "Secret Santa" and find a bag of gummy dicks with dear ole Santa saying Eat A Bag Of Dicks! staring them right in the face. It's time to Dick The Halls!!
SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY. We'll email you a tracking number when your gift ships, and again on the day it's delivered.
Here's everything that's included with your gift:
► Bag of Gummy Dicks
► Metallic Gold Note with Santa saying "YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY. EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"
► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper to add a dash of Christmas Spirit
► Shipping box with a label that says "FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA"
► Tracking number and status emails so you'll know when it's delivered. Usually ships the next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail.
And here's our Optional Add-Ons:
Glitter: Feeling naughty? We'll sprinkle gold glitter all over their gummy dicks. Don't fret, the gummies remain edible.
Magnet+Sticker: Add our awesome magnet and sticker that both read "EAT A BAG OF DICKS"
Big Red Gummy Dick: Enlarge your Secret Santa gift by including a 5" long strawberry gummy dick.
Dicks Confetti: Let us sprinkle a load of dick-shaped confetti in their package. Turn Xmas into XXXmas.
Personal Message: We can handwrite a personal message onto our Santa note, so it'll read both "YOU'VE BEEN NAUGHTY. EAT A BAG OF DICKS!" plus your personal message.