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The Christmas Bag Of Dicks, a festive twist on our Original Bag Of Dicks. Sent 100% Anonymously, Satisfaction Guaranteed. Truly the perfect Stocking Stuffer for anyone on your Naughty Or Nice List!

Imagine how your recipient will feel this giving season when they open a surprise gift from their Secret Santa to find a bag of gummy dicks with dear ole Santa exclaiming Eat A Bag Of Dicks! It's time to Dick The Halls!

Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick a Delivery Date on your cart page.

What You Get

 Bag Of Gummy Dicks

► 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note with Santa saying EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

► Wrapped in red tissue paper to add a dash of Christmas spirit

► Shipped in a box that says FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA

► Tracking link and delivery update emails so you'll know the moment it's delivered

Upgrade Your Gift

GLITTER BOMB: If you're feeling especially naughty we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay edible!

DICKS CONFETTI: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package.

MAGNET+STICKER: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.

BIG GUMMY DICK: Supersize your gift by adding a 5" long strawberry gummy dick, the biggest gummy dick there is.

PERSONAL MESSAGE: We'll handwrite a personal message (max 140 characters) onto our note so it'll include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS plus your message.

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