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The Original Bag Of Dicks. Tell your friend or enemy to EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
►SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY. Tracking number included, plus we'll email you the moment it's delivered.
► Bag Of Gummy Dicks
► 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note that says EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper to add an extra touch of class
► Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick aDELIVERY DATE on your Cart page.
Glitter Bomb: If you're feeling especially mischievous we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay dick-liciously edible!
Dicks Confetti: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package. It truly is a sausage party.
Magnet+Sticker: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.
Big Gummy Dick: SUPERSIZE your gift by adding a 5" long strawberry gummy dick, the biggest gummy dick there is.
Personal Message:We'll handwrite a personal message (max 140 characters) onto our note so it'll include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS plus your message.