REFUNDS & RETURNS
Refunds and returns are not accepted; all sales are final. However, if there's an issue with your order please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org with a brief explanation and we'll try to make it right. However, please note that we are not responsible if your order cannot be delivered successfully for reasons including but not limited to an incorrect address, undeliverable address, insufficient address, closed business, issue with customs, missing delivery, or notice left because no secure location is available. We are not responsible for any delay(s) in shipment, regardless of the cause or our estimated time frames. We do not receive returns of undelivered shipments from the courier as we are an anonymous service.
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