Why do only kids get Participation Trophies for trying? Being an adult is harder than being a kid. "Praise" your friends or enemies for their failures or underachivements. "Celebrate" their mediocre effort or lackluster results.
Send them a Participation Trophy that reads YOU "TRIED".Customize the Certificate Of Participation with their name and reason for being awarded the trophy for free. Sent 100% Anonymously.
This Gift Includes
► 6" Gold Cup Trophy. Engraving reads YOU "TRIED".
► Customized 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Certificate Of Participation
► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper to add an extra touch of class
► Tracking number and delivery status emails so you'll know when it's delivered. Ships next business day by USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail.
Certificate Of Participation Awarded To [Name] For...
[My Ex Boyfriend] For Sex. [Nickelback] For Music. [Our Scholarly Son] For Graduating With A 1.9 GPA. Amazing. The World Is Your Oyster. The Sky's The Limit! Love, Mom + Dad [Ex Co-Worker] For Staying Gainfully Employed. [X] For Being. The. Worst. [X] For Attempting Adulthood. [My Husband] For Trying To Fix The Kitchen Sink But Causing $1,462 In Damage Instead.