Holy shit, either you have money to burn or you're in massive credit card debt. Either way, order The Ultimate Bag Of Dicks and we'll provide the recipient with a barrage of Bags Of Dicks they'll never forget but wish they could.
SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY. And we'll email you the moment it's delivered. You have the option to pick a date of delivery in your Cart.
Glitter: Feeling naughty? We can pour glitter all over their package. The dicks do remainedible and tasty.
Magnet+Sticker: We designed a Star Wars 'Eat A Bag Of Dicks' sticker and 'Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks' magnet.
Personal Message:We'll handwrite a custom message onto our dicks note. So your note will include both "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!" as well as your message.
► SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY
►ONE DOZEN(12) Bags Of Gummy Dicks (You save $68!!)
► 8.5x11" Gold Note that says "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"
► Wrapped in fancy-ass colorful tissue paper
► Tracking number and delivery status emails so you'll know when it's delivered. Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS Priority 2-3 Day Mail.