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Bag Of Dicks Customer Review: "EPIC!"
Just do it! This is a ton of fun for a little coin. Worth every penny! I asked my buddies wife to video the unwrapping. The day before his birthday I decided to just drive the six hours to their house and see it in person. Again, worth every penny! When he opened up the package to see stripper glitter and dick confetti fly out of it was awesome! The best part of it is that I did it first! I can’t wait to dick someone else!!! -Anonymous, July 5 2018
Our Dicks Are The BIGGEST & Tastiest!
The Original Bag Of Dicks. Our package is the BIGGEST Bag Of Dicks available anywhere!
Our competition uses tiny, tasteless dicks. Their Bag Of Dicks is barely half the size of ours. Your friend or enemy deserves better. They deserve our big, juicy, mouth-watering gummy dicks.
Over 200 5 star reviews speak for themselves! Get the most bang for your buck with our dicks.
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Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick a Delivery Date on your cart page.
What You Get
► Bag Of Gummy Dicks
► Shipped in an inconspicuous box.
► Tracking link and delivery update emails so you'll know the moment it's delivered
Upgrade Your Dicks
RAINBOW DICK MINTS: For just $2.49 (Sale! Reg $5) add a pack of dick shaped breath mints to your bag of dicks. They're clinically proven to fight penis breath and cum disease!
GLITTER BOMB: If you're feeling especially mischievous we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay dick-liciously edible!
DICKS CONFETTI: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package. It truly is a sausage party.
MAGNET+STICKER: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.