BAG OF DICKS

$ 15.00 $ 18.00

Customizations Total: $ 0.00

TODAY: ADD A FREE GLITTER BOMB! DICKS CONFETTI IS 50% OFF!

The Original Bag Of Dicks. Tell your friend or enemy to EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

 SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY. Tracking number included, plus we'll email you the moment it's delivered.

 Bag Of Gummy Dicks

► 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note that says EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper to add an extra touch of class

► Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick a DELIVERY DATE on your Cart page.

***ADD-ONS***

Glitter Bomb: If you're feeling especially mischievous we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay dick-liciously edible!

Dicks Confetti: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package. It truly is a sausage party.

Magnet+Sticker: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.

Big Gummy Dick: SUPERSIZE your gift by adding a 5" long strawberry gummy dick, the biggest gummy dick there is.

Personal Message: We'll handwrite a personal message (max 140 characters) onto our note so it'll include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS plus your message.

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