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Bag Of Dicks Customer Review: "EPIC!"
Just do it! This is a ton of fun for a little coin. Worth every penny! I asked my buddies wife to video the unwrapping. The day before his birthday I decided to just drive the six hours to their house and see it in person. Again, worth every penny! When he opened up the package to see stripper glitter and dick confetti fly out of it was awesome! The best part of it is that I did it first! I can’t wait to dick someone else!!! -Anonymous, July 5 2018
Our Dicks Are The BIGGEST & Tastiest!
The Original Bag Of Dicks. Our package is the BIGGEST available anywhere!
Our competition uses tiny, tasteless dicks. Your friend or enemy deserves better. They deserve our big, juicy gummy dicks.
Over 200 5 star reviews speak for themselves!
Sent 100% Anonymously, Satisfaction Guaranteed.Tell your friend or enemy to EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick a Delivery Date on your cart page.
What You Get
► Bag Of Gummy Dicks
► Large 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note that says EAT A BAG OF DICKS!
► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper to enhance the surprise
► Shipped in an inconspicuous box. Our competitors only use paper mailers.
► Tracking link and delivery update emails so you'll know the moment it's delivered
Upgrade Your Dicks
RAINBOW DICK MINTS: For just $2.49 (Sale! Reg $5) add a pack of dick shaped breath mints to your bag of dicks. They're clinically proven to fight penis breath and cum disease!
GLITTER BOMB: If you're feeling especially mischievous we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay dick-liciously edible!
DICKS CONFETTI: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package. It truly is a sausage party.
MAGNET+STICKER: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.
PERSONAL MESSAGE:We'll handwrite a personal message (max 140 characters) onto our note so it'll include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS plus your message.
GIFT BOX: Our gift box reads A SPECIAL GIFT JUST FOR YOU in color on the outside of the shipping box. Your recipient will be overjoyed and bursting with anticipation to open their gift, which makes giving them a bag of dicks so much sweeter! It's the perfect extra touch for any occasion.