Now you can tell your boss exactly what you're thinking without saying a word. Just take a sip of coffee, tea, or whiskey while s/he's complaining about your TPS reports. This big, beautiful "eat a bag of dicks" 16oz mug with gold lettering will get the message across, guaranteed.
Also works for annoying co-workers who just won't shut the hell up, as well as one-night-stands who slept over and won't f*cking get the hint and go home already. How do I like my eggs in the morning?? Alone.
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Personal Message:We can handwrite your custom message (140 character max) onto our EAT A BAG OF DICKS! note. So your note will include both "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!" as well as your message.
► SENT 100% ANONYMOUSLY
► 16oz Ceramic Mug (Glossy black with gold lettering, large handle)
► Metallic Gold Note that says "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"
► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper
► Tracking number and delivery status emails so you'll know when it's delivered. Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS Priority 2-3 Day Mail.