Add A Bag Of Dicks At 30% Off!

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Now you can tell your boss exactly what you're thinking without saying a word. Just take a sip of coffee, tea, or whiskey while s/he's complaining about your TPS reports. This big, beautiful "eat a bag of dicks" 16oz mug with gold lettering will get the message across, guaranteed.

Also works for annoying co-workers who just won't shut the hell up, as well as one-night-stands who slept over and won't f*cking get the hint and go home already. How do I like my eggs in the morning?? Alone.

Enlarge your package by adding a delicious Bag Of Gummy Dicks at 30% Off!

We can also handwrite a Personal Message onto our EAT A BAG OF DICKS! note. So your note will include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS! as well as your message.

This Gift Includes

► 16oz Ceramic Mug (Glossy black with gold lettering, large handle)

► Metallic Gold Note that says "EAT A BAG OF DICKS!"

► Wrapped in colorful tissue paper

► Tracking number and delivery status emails so you'll know when it's delivered

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