This Giant Gummy Dick Dildo is the world's biggest, guaranteed. It's basically a giant edible, double-ended, ribbed gummy dick dildo. Includes a giant note that says "EAT A DICK!"
THIS GUMMY DICK DILDO IS GINORMOUS AT 2 FEET LONG, 5 INCHES GIRTH, 3 LBS, 4,000 CALORIES ANDRIBBED FOR EVERYONE'S PLEASURE. Holy f*cking shit. There's even a smiley face hidden within the girth of this giant gummy dick.
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► Giant Gummy Dick Dildo (gluten-free)
► 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note that says "EAT A DICK!"
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