THE ULTIMATE BAG OF DICKS

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Holy shit, either you have money to burn or you're in massive credit card debt. Either way, order The Ultimate Bag Of Dicks and we'll provide the recipient with a barrage of Bags Of Dicks they'll never forget but wish they could.

Sent 100% Anonymously. And we'll email you the moment it's delivered. You have the option to pick a Delivery Date in your cart.

GLITTER: Feeling naughty? We can pour glitter all over their package. The dicks do remain edible and tasty.

MAGNET+STICKER: We designed a Star Wars 'Eat A Bag Of Dicks' sticker and 'Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks' magnet.

PERSONAL MESSAGE: We'll handwrite a custom message onto our dicks note. So your note will include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS! as well as your message.

Our Gift Includes

► ONE DOZEN (12) Bags Of Gummy Dicks (You save $68)

► Note Card With The Message EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

► Tracking number and delivery status emails so you'll know when it's delivered. Ships next business day via USPS Priority 2-3 Day Mail.