$12.99 $ 20.00

Love Our Dicks!

The Valentine's Bag Of Dicks is a loving spin on our Original Bag Of Dicks. Sent 100% Anonymously, Satisfaction Guaranteed. Truly the perfect gift from any Secret Admirer to their friend or enemy this Valentine's Day.

Imagine how your recipient will feel on Valentine's Day when they open a surprise gift from their Secret Admirer to find a bag of gummy dicks with dear Cupid saying Eat A Bag Of Dicks!

Typically ships the same or next business day via USPS First Class 1-4 Day Mail. You have the option to pick a Delivery Date on your cart page.


This Gift Includes

 Bag Of Gummy Dicks

► 8.5x11" Metallic Gold Note with Cupid saying EAT A BAG OF DICKS!

► Wrapped in red tissue paper to add a dash of Valentine's spirit

► Shipped in a box that says FROM YOUR SECRET ADMIRER

► Tracking link and delivery update emails so you'll know the moment it's delivered


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GLITTER BOMB: If you're feeling especially naughty we can pour gold glitter all over their bag of gummy dicks. Your friend/enemy will still eat a bag of dicks because the dicks stay edible!

DICKS CONFETTI: Let us pour a load of shiny dick shaped confetti into their package.

MAGNET+STICKER: We designed a Keep Calm And Eat A Bag Of Dicks magnet and Star Wars sticker, both 3" long and sold exclusively in our store.

PERSONAL MESSAGE: We'll handwrite a personal message (max 140 characters) onto our note so it'll include both EAT A BAG OF DICKS plus your message.

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