How To Make Jameson Gummy Dicks
March 17, 2016 07:00
Perfect for St. Patrick's Day or any day ending in 'y':
2. Place dicks into a bowl.
3. Pour just enough Jameson (or Vodka or Guinness or pretty much any alcoholic beverage of your choice) into the bowl to drown the dicks completely.
4. Cover the bowl in plastic wrap and put in the fridge.
5. After 2 days taste a dick to see if it's infused to your liking. If not, wait another day.
6. Serve immediately, get drunk off dick, and proceed to make poor life choices.