Angry Militia Leader: Stop Mailing Us Bags Of Dicks
January 12, 2016 21:01
When the Oregon Militia posted their address asking for snacks, obviously we had to act. And act we did...by blasting our tens of thousands of email subscribers with a promo code to send those 'brave souls' Bags Of Dicks.
It's the American way to help our brothers in arms in any way we can. We're proud the Oregon Militia is enjoying our tasty Bags Of Dicks. They could certainly use the high fructose sugar rush to help keep their stronghold safe from the Authorities, Bears, and Elderly Nature Enthusiasts.
Their sugar highs will be high, but their lows will be very low. They'll probably crash and need to nap, which at that time I'd expect the local Feds to move in. So amusingly, in the end, bags of dicks may be how this issue finally gets resolved. Only time will tell...