Lightsabers Are Just Really Big Dicks December 15, 2015 07:53

Is it me, or are lightsabers just really big dick extensions? Here's a list of how:

Lightsaber Envy.

 Sword Fights!!!

They come in different shapes and sizes. And colors.

Guys would rather lose an arm than lose their lightsaber.

Pussies can use lightsabers.

And now so can old men.

And finally, of course, because of this...

So be good to your lightsaber, and it'll be good to you.